"The Pusher"

With every sports season, there is that one guy trying to push you into "fantasy sports". He is usually the guy who has more energy than a third of your staff combined, always spouting off sports-related topics that wasn't his own thoughts, but something regurgitated from the same talk show radio host that you listened to either on the ride to or from work in the past work week.

Now, most aren't like you and therefore don't listen to talk radio everywhere you go, so the information he spews from his lips day in and day out, to them, sounds like pure sports genius... Okay, so he is at your desk again, talking about sports, asking you to join the league so he can "show you how it's done, son!".

HOLD ON! Before you simply haul off and drill him right in hi grill, there IS another way. Join the league. Sure, you will have to listen to him brag endlessly before the draft, but once the season gets up and running, with your team high-stepping all over his ego, you can watch that "parrot" of a sports fan whither down to hunched shoulders and a low, sluggish walk to the water cooler as you approach him, to console him on the "shalacking" that he took...

With a solid draft, key Add/Drops, and trades coupled with solid free agent pick-ups, you will become the envy of the water cooler, watch "Captain Comment" walk around with a proverbial black eye without having to lift a finger. How is this possible?

It's simple... I gats whut'chu need, bruthah!!! Tell me what'chu want...what'chu need, and Stat will have your back !!! Read the posts, reply with the questions...await the answers. I promise you won't be let down.

Look here daily for fantasy insights, costs, comparisons, and anything else I can find on the streets that we can pump in your veins and give you the highs that you search for in the fantasy sports world.

Statistocrat

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