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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

"The Future of Cleveland"


First of all, it just sounds ridiculous to say! There's a future in Cleveland? There is a bright future in Cleveland, but the question is who will be wearing sunglasses and who will be without.

Charlie Frye was traded to the Seattle Seahawks less than 24 hours ago and I can’t tell who got duped in this deal. Is Charlie Frye worth a draft pick? (Apparently so, but this is the same team that gave up a first round pick for Deion Branch who neither had 1,000 YDS receiving or 10+TDs in a year). I think that Cleveland wins in this situation. This may be the only win this club gets this year unless they hurry up and put their future in, (I can hear "I can be your hero, baby" playing in my head…MAN, I listen to Mike and Mike in the morning WAY TOO MUCH), Brady Quinn.

The future is bright for Brady Quinn, so bright, "he needs to wear shades". The future, however, does not look good for Romeo Crennel. Unfortunately you can only take the "coin-flip" approach to coaching so-long before you start to doubt their abilities. So Romeo, take of the shades and give’em to Brady… you no longer have the right to wear them!

Look… With Braylon Edwards, Joe Jurevicious, Kellen Winslow, and Jamal Lewis, they should be able to build on some cohesiveness for the 2008 season. My suggestion is to focus on, I don’t know, let’s say… THE OFFENSIVE LINE!

Unfortunate for Brady, Crennel’s coin landed on tails (literally, metaphorically, and soon to be career-wise) and Derek Anderson will get the start. Why you may ask? Romeo is insane, that’s why. There is no other rhyme or reason as to why you would make this decision. Additionally, they are in the process of signing Brady Quinn’s mentor Ken Dorsey. "OH GOOD, ANOTHER BACK-UP!!!"

Some jokes right themselves, Romeo just gives this story too much material for this not to be a really bad comedy….So bad in fact, that you can see the humor before the actions even take place.

The train-wreck that has become Romeo Crennel’s career is going to affect how well and how quickly the Browns can turn it around for the next few years.

If I own the Brown’s and I just spent that much money on this kid, I would simply and calmly walk up to Romeo, pull back the headset, pretending to whisper in his ear, scream "Your killing my wallet" and let it slam on his fat, pudgy head.

The "Derek Anderson" experiment will be over by Week 3. Week 4 if there is a glitch in the Matrix and the Browns win…(stop laughing, it is possible… okay, there would have to be a blue moon, with a lunar eclipse, Carson Palmer loses an arm & Cincinnati goes to the wrong stadium, but it is possible).


BOTTOM-LINE: You Keeper League GMs, get your free agent pick-up on !!!!
He is a great QB for 2008…or even if you are in a 2 QB league, he is a better option than Joey Harrington or Tavarius Jackson.

Statistocrat

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