"You MIGHT Be A Dunderhead If..."

I give my personal props to Jeff Foxworthy as I create what I believe to be some of the most dunder-headed moves of week"...

YOU MIGHT BE A DUNDERHEAD IF...

5. [Marc Bulger]You believe that having several cracked ribs doesn't affect a Quarterback and his throwing and decision-making.

He has two broken ribs, is coming off a three-interception game and ranks 26th in NFL passer rating. But quarterback Marc Bulger is not making excuses. And not backing down, even if it means going against the party line at Rams Park.How much is the rib injury holding him back? "None," Bulger replied ~ St. Louis Post-Dispatch

4. [Donovan McNabb] You think that in this day and age, that people look at race/creed/color, when praising or flambasting their quarterbacks. (besides, maybe, your dunderheaded counterparts who "lives in denial")

In a bizarre interview that ended with McNabb walking off the podium at the Philadelphia Eagles practice facility Wednesday, the five-time Pro Bowl quarterback reiterated his statement on HBO that black QBs face greater scrutiny than their white counterparts. ~ MSN.Com

3. [Milton Bradley] You are so enraged by something someone says that you lose your temper, your head, further removing your team's chances of a playoff bid and potentially ending your career by blowing out an ACL during a verbal argument... How do you even DO THAT!

San Diego Padres outfielder Milton Bradley will have surgery Thursday in Cincinnati to repair a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee. Bradley sustained the season-ending injury when his own manager spun him to the ground while trying to keep him from going after umpire Mike Winters during an eighth-inning confrontation in Sunday's 7-3 loss to Colorado.
~ SI.Com

2. [Rex Grossman] If you saw the way you played quarterback for, oh, I don't know...your whole career, and didn't see this coming!

Despite being the second-lowest-rated starting quarterback in the NFL, Rex Grossman didn't expect his demotion to backup quarterback that coach Lovie Smith made official Wednesday."I was surprised but [felt] frustration," Grossman said after his first day of practice as the No. 2 quarterback. ~ Chicagosports.com


AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU MIGHT BE A DUNDERHEAD IF...


1. [Michael Vick] You test positive for marijuana use during a drug test while being accused... OF A FRIGGIN' FELONY!!!!

"Falcons quarterback Michael Vick tested positive for marijuana, has been confined to his Virginia residence at night, forced to wear an electronic monitoring device and ordered to receive mental health counseling, according to court documents filed Wednesday." Vick tested positive in a urine sample submitted on September 13, 2007, 17 days after a plea agreement in federal court on felony charges related to dogfighting. ~ Atlanta Journal-Constitution


I had so much fun with this article, I may have to do this more often. Until next time...


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